March 2012
Reblog if your children will have korean blood.
People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
February 2012
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness...
wtfsofunny:
When you see someone rolling around in their... →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
The funniest blog ever!!!
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
those bloggers that you want to be friends with but they are too cool for you
Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:<
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following
Her Whisper is the Piyoocifer: being a coordi... →
emnina:
“The days the coordis have it easy is when Heechul is required to dress up as a female for a performance.”
“Siwon, you can’t go on stage like that! You’re wearing a shirt, for Christ’s sake.”
“Leeteuk, if we add yet another shoelift, I might as well dress you in a…
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I'm glad i stayed home
Me when I'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when I'm alone: I'm glad I'm alone.
The awkward moment when people think Eunhyuk is...
strangesara:
because this
is prettier than you will ever be.
elf problems
oppa: cries
elf: cries
oppa: tweets
elf: cries
oppa: smiles
elf: cries
oppa: wins award
elf: cries
oppa: doesnt win award
elf: cries
oppa: sings
elf: cries
oppa:
elf: cries
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
I swear the best gifs on the internet are of Siwon...
wowfunnyblog:
THIS CAN GO ON FOREVER
What my korean friend who is part of the SS4SG...
Y: After watching the rehearsals as well as concert, now I can understand why ppl love SJ. They are nice guys, I have to say.
Y: this is a confesstion of non-fangirl ok? sigh
Y: haha it was rather touching that he was crying while singing. (referring to teuk) Good guys. Those Sj guys.
Y: He is famous for crying. Still not bad I guess. I like ppl with 사람냄새
Me: That's why i love super junior :')
Y: Now i agree. lol. Took 4 years to see that.
Another dude: Yup ....... he is a nice chap & very polite too ......... he was touch ....and I like that song that he and his SJ team were singing ....what's the name of that song ??? Actually, I was quite close to the Pen area and I notice that he was not the only chap with tears cos when they hug each other and a few of them had tears but of course LeeTeuk's tears was most visible
Y: I took 4 years to agree that SJ is a good group lah. 사람냄새 means "feels like human"
Me: omg reading all this makes me more sad now :'(
Y: Yap, those two were obvious. I really like those who are polite and not arrogant. I like SJ because of it. Truthful and sincere.
Y: yes. So far, Ive worked for Rain, Shinee, Snsd, MAMA and SJ, out of them SJ is the best. My friend who came to see agreed on this too. Hope that they will last for long time like Shinhwa.
That another dude: Y ...... looks like we have been working together with you in all the Korean concerts you mentioned ............... I was actually at the Centre Stage Prompter Screen area ( the water fountain was making our screen wet ) when I saw LeeTeuk knelt down to bow at Pen C , right next to me ........could see he was very touch and it brought a tear on my eyes when I saw that he was really touch by the fans !!!!! Its the first time i had seen an international artist do that to thank his fans !
I was at pen c, he really did that.
me: why don't you guys have sex
otp: lol how about we stab you in the feelings instead
me: i guess that works too
Stranger: Hey, you spilled your coffee on me!
Me:
Me:
Me: Sorry
Me: Sorry
Me: Sorry
Me: Sorry
Stranger:
Stranger: You can just say sorry--
Me: Naega naega naega meonjeo
Stranger: What
Me: Nege nege nege ppajyeo
Stranger: What
Me: Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo
Stranger: What
Me:
Me: BABY
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, insult my Koreans...
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